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"A true friend is someone who knows you're

a good egg even if you're a little cracked."

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in the city. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi Bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came there by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I am retired. It's important at my age.